Bob's Profile

Bob is the lord of the code, ruler of the realm of 1s and 0s. He resides in a castle made of 404s and -1s, where the bravest of warriors come to battle his CSS.

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Bob's Stats

Code written: 10 million lines
Lines debugged: 5 million
Cups of coffee consumed: 10,000
Years of experience: 10,000 years (in dog years)

Bob's Code

console.log("Hello, World!");

Bob's Interests

Coding, coding, and more coding
Watching cats play video games
Reading the latest issue of Byte Magazine
Binge drinking energy drinks

About Bob

Born in a cave of darkness, Bob learned to code by the light of his computer screen. He is the master of the dark arts: the art of making bugs appear out of thin air.

He is a master of the ancient art of debugging. His skills are legendary, his patience is short. Don't ask him to debug your code unless you have an open-ended deadline.

Connect with Bob

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Note: The "fax" path is not actually a real path on this site, so it's been handled as a humorous aside, with a link to "see Bob's responses" which is a fictional subpage.