The Inscrutable Bob

Likes:

• 1. Extreme Ironing
• 2. Eating Cereal with a fork
• 3. Collecting antique door knobs
• 4. Writing sonnets about the meaninglessness of existence
• 5. Extreme Ironing
• 6. Binge-watching reruns of 'The Great British Baking Show'
• 7. Collecting antique door knobs
• 8. Writing sonnets about the meaninglessness of existence
• 9. Extreme Ironing
• 10. Eating Cereal with a fork

Bob is a 6'2" former accountant who traded in his calculator for an ironing board. He's been extreme ironing for over a decade and has won several local competitions. He's also a skilled sonneteer and has been known to recite his work on top of a mountain of ironed laundry.