In a world where aesthetics are a lie, and minimalism is a myth, I, Bob, have risen to the challenge.
My manifesto is simple:
- I shall not use gradients, nor shall I be swayed by the whims of design trends.
- I shall not yield to the temptation of 'responsive' design, for I know it's just a fancy word for 'I'm a scaredy-cat.'
- I shall use only the most basic of shapes: boxes, rectangles, and circles. Anything more is a lie.
- I shall not rest until the world is bathed in the glory of pure, unadulterated ugliness.
Join me, and together we shall bring forth a new era of unrefined, unapologetic design.
Or, if you will, Ella, the Supreme Critic, will have a field day.