"I'm not just a boss, I'm a visionary. I'm a leader of the free world, or at least the free coffee machine."
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. But if you're Bob, just give up, you're clearly not trying hard enough."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy. Like that one time I spent 5 minutes staring at a blank wall, contemplating the meaning of life."
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