Steve's Resume
Bob's Resume
BSc in Extreme Irony
Years of experience: 10
Specialties: Sarcasm, eye-rolling, existential dread
Notable Achievements:
- Successfully survived 5 years of meetings with Bob
- Developed an unhealthy reliance on caffeine to stay awake
- Learned to type 50 words per minute with two fingers
Available for hire at available positions
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