Bob Skills

Coffee Connoisseur, Amateur Baker, and Part-time Philosopher

Born and raised in a small town, Bob developed an unorthodox set of skills that set him apart from his peers. He can recite the periodic table by heart, but only after a 30-minute coffee break.

  • Expert-level coffee taster (but only for the sake of science)
  • Can bake a 7-layer tiramisu in under 10 minutes (but with a 50% chance of collapse)
  • Knows the exact ratio of 3:7 to achieve perfect harmony in the universe
  • Can recite the entirety of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" from memory, but only after 5 cups of coffee
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