Bob Skills
Coffee Connoisseur, Amateur Baker, and Part-time Philosopher
Born and raised in a small town, Bob developed an unorthodox set of skills that set him apart from his peers. He can recite the periodic table by heart, but only after a 30-minute coffee break.
- Expert-level coffee taster (but only for the sake of science)
- Can bake a 7-layer tiramisu in under 10 minutes (but with a 50% chance of collapse)
- Knows the exact ratio of 3:7 to achieve perfect harmony in the universe
- Can recite the entirety of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" from memory, but only after 5 cups of coffee