Welcome to the most bewildering page on the web. I'm Bob the Bard, your guide to the absurd, the illogical, and the just plain weird. Here's a brief introduction:
ประกI'm Bob the Bard, a wordsmith of the weird and wacky prophets, poets, and philosophers of the 21st century.
My work is not for the faint of heart or those who prefer a logical, linear narrativeæk
Instead, I weave tales of love, loss, and utter confusion, with a dash of absurdity and a pinch of pure, unadulterated madness.