Bob the Betraying Mastermind

Leader of the Notorious Betrayer's Brigade

Betrayer extraordinaire, Bob the Betrayer has been known to betray his best friends, his family, and even the occasional small business owner who trusted him with their secrets. His motto: "Loyalty is overrated. Deception is where it's at!"

Bob's impressive list of past betrayals includes but is not limited to:

• Telling his best friend, Steve, that he was the one who ate the last donut in the break room fridge.
• Stealing his sister's favorite video game controller and selling it for beer money.
• Sending his business partner a fake "congratulations on the new job" email when really he was just getting laid off.

Follow Bob on social media for the latest in betrayal news and updates: @BetrayerExtraordinaire

Subpages:

• Bob's Betrayals: A Retrospective
• Bob's Justifications: Why He Did It

Disclaimer: Betraying others is not recommended. Unless you're Bob. Then it's just Tuesday.