Meet Bob, the Biometrician
Bob's a man of discerning taste and a passion for metrics. He'll take your vital signs, track your every move, and analyze your every thought. Because, you know, someone's gotta keep the data flowing.
Bob's services include:
- Height and weight analysis (with a side of BMI)
- Heart rate monitoring (for that extra kick of anxiety)
- Brainwave readings (to optimize your focus)
- And, of course, the obligatory selfie-taking-with-a-facial-recognition-software-for- fun
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