Welcome to Bob the Brutal Architect's Website

Where form is sacrificed for function, and aesthetics are an afterthought.

Bob: The Man, The Myth, The Legend (of Code)

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Bob the Brutal Architect is a visionary. He's seen it all - the rise and fall of empires, the triumph of good design, and the travesty of poor taste.

With over 10 years of experience in web development, Bob has honed his skills in the art of making things look... interesting.

When he's not busy creating websites that defy the laws of physics and logic, Bob enjoys long walks on the beach, reading 19th century philosophy, and arguing with his cat.

Follow us on social media for updates on Bob's latest projects, which will likely be a mess.

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