Construction Credentials

Bob the Builder: The Master Carpenter

Over 20 years of experience in demolition, excavation, and general mayhem.

Expert in hammering things, including but not limited to:

• Nails
• Walls
• Things that are not nails

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Bob's Toolbox

A selection of Bob's favorite tools:

• A hammer
• A saw
• A drill that doesn't work

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Testimonials

What our clients say about Bob:

• "Bob built me a house, but it fell down." - John D.
• "Bob's work is like a work of art... in a bad way." - Jane S.
• "Bob's prices are reasonable, but his attitude is not." - Bob's ex-wife

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