Meet Bob the Bureaucrat
Bob is our esteemed leader, the chief administrator, and the supreme ruler of all things bureaucratic.
With an extensive background in formulating policy and stifling progress, Bob is the go-to expert for any problem that needs a 6-month turnaround.
His areas of expertise include:
- Red tape cutting (just kidding, he loves red tape)
- Procrastination techniques
- Form 27-B/6: The Art of Filling Out Forms
For a consultation with Bob, please submit your request in triplicate, along with a stamped and signed form 27-A/5.
Or, you know, just click here to download the form in advance.