Bob's Bad Decisions
Bob joined the team in 1986 with a vision to create the most inefficient, yet strangely compelling, web presence the world has ever seen.
His first major decision was to insist on using only the most garish color scheme in the company's history.
His second major decision was to implement a custom font that was 50% more obnoxious than the original.
And, of course, his crowning achievement: the decision to serve only Neo-Brutalist HTML to the entire world, no matter what anyone asked for.