Underpant connoisseur that I am, I've got the most refined and discerning taste in all the land.
A collection of my favorite underpant styles, each one a work of art:
And now, a collection of my favorite underpant materials, each one a marvel of science and engineering:
Spandex, the underpant material of choice for the discerning underpant enthusiast. Its stretchy properties make it perfect for underpanting on the go.
Wool, the underpant material of choice for the fashionably-challenged. Who needs comfort when you can wear itchy, scratchy wool?
Cotton, the underpant material of choice for the underpanting novice. It's like wearing a cloud, but without the cloud.
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