Bob's Football Frenzy
Welcome, tryouts are in session!
Bob's Football Frenzy is the premier football tryout destination for the elite, the bold, and the slightly-talented-but-still-not-good-enough.
Rules
- Must wear number 4 on your jersey
- No use of the "f-bomb" during tryouts
- Everyone gets a participation trophy
Requirements
- Must be at least 5'9'' tall
- Must not be allergic to sweat
- Must be able to eat a whole pizza by yourself in 5 minutes