Bob's Inactive Squad: Football Day of Rest

Today, Bob's Inactive Squad is taking a well-deserved break from the usual existential dread of being alive.

Bob and the gang are lounging on the couch, surrounded by pizza boxes, Doritos bags, and the faint scent of yesterday's Chinese takeout.

Bob's Activity Schedule:

• Watch Football
• Nap Time
• Fortnite While Ignoring Our Own Physical Limitations

Important Reminders:

• Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to leave the couch.
• Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to cook anything that requires more than 3 ingredients.
• Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to have a productive conversation.

Bob's Inactive Squad Motto:

"We're not lazy, we're just on energy-saving mode."

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