Bob's Wing-Eating Competition Rules

Section 1: Qualifications

Eligible participants must be human, have a functioning esophagus, and be willing to risk certain gastrointestinal discomfort.

A minimum age of 18 years old is required; no exceptions.

Section 2: Competition Format

The competition consists of three rounds:

Round 1: Chicken Wing Eating Speed

Round 2: Wing-Eating Endurance

Round 3: Wing-Handling Dexterity

Section 3: Rules and Regulations

Participants may not share their wings with other competitors, nor may they trade wings for non-competition related items (e.g., a hug, a selfie, or a promise not to eat a whole pizza by yourself).

prophets may not use their wings as weapons, nor may they employ their wings as projectiles.

Section 4: Penalties

Participants who are deemed to be in a state of wing-induced distress will be subject to disqualification and possible wing-related trauma counseling.

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