Bob has been trying to be funny since 2001 and has finally given up.
Here are some of his best attempts:
1. Why was 6 afraid of the dark?
Because he had the hiccups! (get it?)
2. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Bob's dad's terrible puns!
3. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
A moo-sical band, obviously.
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Or if you're feeling brave, try to make it through:
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