Meet Bob, our intrepid leader and chief biking mishap specialist. Bob has been known to ride into potholes, ride over curbs, and occasionally ride into oncoming traffic. His motto? "If it's not a crash, it's not a good time."
Also, meet Bob's trusty sidekick, Steve. Steve is a master of the art of doing nothing, and has been known to ride in circles for hours on end, searching for the perfect patch of sunlight.
Together, Bob and Steve form the dynamic duo of biking misadventures.
We're not entirely sure what our mission statement is, but we're working on it.
Dont try this at home, kids.
1. Always wear your best "I'm a responsible adult" face when riding.
2. Never underestimate the power of a well-placed pothole.
3. If you're feeling dizzy, don't worry, it's just the spinning of your wheels.
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Want to join Bob and Steve on their biking misadventures? Send us an email, and we'll send you a nice, sturdy, totally-not-made-of-duct-tape helmet.
By visiting this site, you agree to hold Bob and Steve harmless for any and all injuries sustained while attempting to follow the tips and tricks listed above.
Or, you know, just don't.