Bob's Research

Research Interests:

Project 1: Theoretical Inflatable Chicken Dynamics
Project 2: Fjordic Geometry

prophets of old once said that the best way to learn is by doing, but they forgot to mention that the best way to do is with a strong stomach.

Some of my notable works include_goals:

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  1. The Art of Making Socks Fall Asleep
  2. A Treatise on the History of Lost Socks
  • The Theory of Inflatible Chicken Dynamics
    • I'm a proud member of The Order of the Golden Toaster.
  • My research is funded by the mysterious and benevolent Sponsor Council of the Unknown.