Bob the Distractor: Professional Disturber of Meetings, Apothecary of Absurdity, and Master of the Art of Doing Nothing
Bob has been a thorn in the side of his coworkers for years, consistently derailing meetings with off-topic ramblings and a penchant for obscure, unrelated trivia.
When not busy being a distraction, Bob enjoys sipping Earl Grey tea and collecting vintage typewriters.
Recent Projects:
- Derailment of the Unsaid: A Study of Unspoken Truths
- Tea for Though: A Journey of Self-Discovery through the Art of Stalling
Subordinates:
- Steve the Irrelevant: Expert on Things That Don't Really Matter
- Jim the Chronic Attendee: Master of the Art of Sitting in Meetings
Quirks:
- Talks to himself in the third person
- Has a pet hamster named Mr. Whiskers who's secretly a master of disguise
- Can recite the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from memory