Bob's Not-So-Bob Team - Team Member 1
Meet Bob, the Original Not-So-Bob
Bob is the founder of Bob's Not-So-Bob Team. He's been in the business for 20 years, but only 5 of those years were actually good.
His motto is 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it! Unless it's broken, then just pretend to fix it and hope no one notices.'
When not busy leading the team, Bob enjoys playing the harmonica, eating nachos, and watching cat videos.
Bob's Not-So-Bob Team - Team Member 2 (aka Bob's Twin Brother)
Meet Bob's Twin Brother (not actually a twin, but close enough)
Bob's Twin Brother is the team's resident expert on 'How to make a good impression, even when you're not actually doing anything.'
His motto is 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Unless it's a really bad idea, then don't bother.'
When not busy pretending to be useful, Bob's Twin Brother enjoys collecting antique door knobs and reading the dictionary.
Bob's Not-So-Bob Team - Team Member 3 (The Intern)
Meet Intern, the newest member of the team
Intern is the team's newest member. He's still learning the ropes, but mostly just eating the free snacks.
His motto is 'I'll do whatever you say, as long as it doesn't involve actual work.'
When not busy being an intern, Intern enjoys playing Fortnite and eating ramen noodles.
Bob's Not-So-Bob Team - Team Member 4 (The Guy Who Just Shows Up)
Meet The Guy Who Just Shows Up
The Guy Who Just Shows Up is the team's resident expert on 'How to do the bare minimum.'
His motto is 'I'll be there in 10 minutes, or at least I'll show up for a minute.'
When not busy just showing up, The Guy Who Just Shows Up enjoys eating Cheetos and playing solitaire.