The Bobinator's Incredible Skills

Master of the Obvious

Lord of the Blindingly Obvious

• The Bobinator's Guide to Not Breaking Anything
• The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum
• The Bobinator's Guide to Procrastination

The Bobinator is a master of the obvious, a lord of the blindingly obvious. He can eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting and still manage to not break a sweat.

His skills include:

• Not getting a haircut in over 10 years
• Eating Cheetos by the handful and still having a functioning stomach
• Setting a new world record for most hours spent on a couch, beating his previous record of 472 hours
• Farting the alphabet in alphabetical order