Bob, our esteemed intern, reported that the infinite loop of doom was not actually infinite. It was just stuck on the same 5 iterations for 5 seconds before giving up.
Status: Still pending.
The missing socks in the break room were not actually a bug. It was just Steve's cat, Mr. Whiskers, eating them for snacks.
Fix: Replace Mr. Whiskers' favorite snack with a ball of yarn.
Status: Fixed, but not really.
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