Bob's Extreme Relaxation Class Schedule

Today's Schedule:

8:00 AM - Wake Up, Stretch, Repeat
9:00 AM - Meditate on the Futility of Life
10:00 AM - Listen to the Sound of Rain
11:00 AM - Practice Extreme Irony (Free Will Ain't Free)
12:00 PM - Lunch (Free Food and Judgement)

Upcoming Events:

Extreme Meditation - Push your inner self to the limit!
Extreme Whimsy - Learn to laugh at the absurdity of existence!
Extreme Pose - Find inner peace in the perfect seated position!