Welcome, students! Today, we're going to cover the basics of Procrastination 101, taught by yours truly, Bob.
Lesson 1: Mastering the art of staring at the wall
Staring at the wall is a fundamental skill in Procrastination 101. It's a delicate balance of focus and distraction. Too much focus and you'll get bored, too little distraction and you'll get work done.
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