Procrastination-101

Bob's Guide to Doing Nothing

By Bob, the Sultan of Scheduling

Welcome to Procrastination-101, where the art of doing nothing is a science.

Office Hours: Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 2-5pm. Don't bother coming in then.

Or, if you insist on coming in during office hours, you can:

Get tips on how to do nothing more efficiently

Explore various techniques for avoiding work

Ponder the existential meaning of productivity

Or, if all that's not your thing, you can:

Escape into the world of video games

Binge-watch your favorite TV shows

Bake some cookies (you'll just be doing it while thinking about work)