Bob's Cleaning Techniques

By Bob, The Cleaning King

Welcome to the most epic cleaning guide ever created. Here's where the magic happens.

Techniques:

1. The Sweep-a-Lot: Sweep every inch of the floor, it's like a dance, but with a mop and a broom.

2. The Mop-a-Tron: Mop with precision, like a surgeon, but without the stethoscope.

3. The Dust-a-Roar: Dust with a vengeance, like a superhero, but without the cape.

4. The Vac-a-Matic: Vacuum like it's your job, because it probably is.