Bob's Contact Page: The Official Unwelcome Experience

You've made it to Bob's contact page! Congratulations, I guess.

If you've managed to navigate this far without losing your mind, you must really want to meet Bob.

Here's his address:

123 Nonexistent Street

Anytown, USA 12345

Please do not visit. Seriously, don't. It's not like it's going to end well.

You can also try calling him at: 1-800-Bob-Is-Not-Home

Or, if you insist on visiting, just follow this link.

Good luck with all that.