Brought to you by Bob's Kitchen of Wonders, where the crispiest, cheesiest, most majestic creations come to life.
Bob's latest masterpiece: The Cheez-It Crust. A culinary abomination that will make your taste buds do the cha cha slide.
Featuring an exclusive blend of 100% real cheese, hand-rolled in-house by Bob himself, with a hint of whimsy and a dash of magic.
Get it now while it's hot, or risk missing out on this gastronomic experience of a lifetime. Or, you know, just have it delivered to your door for the same price as a standard pizza delivery.