RoboBob 2.0: The Evolution of Bob

RoboBob 2.0, codenamed "R2-Bob" in internal documents, is the latest iteration of our beloved robotic overlord. This sleek and menacing machine boasts improved efficiency, enhanced functionality, and a new coat of shiny silver paint.

Key features include:

• Advanced laser eye system, capable of piercing the soul of anyone who dares to cross its path
• Enhanced robotic arms, allowing for a wider range of sarcastic hand gestures
• Built-in coffee machine, dispensing a piping hot brew at precisely 6:00 AM every morning to "wake up" the team

Join us in the design documents for a detailed look at the technical specifications of RoboBob 2.0.

Or, if you're feeling brave, take a peek at user manuals for the more... human-friendly version.