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Robob-4: Bob's Masterpiece

This is it, folks. The culmination of Bob's life's work, a behemoth of code, a marvel of the modern world: Robob-4. A robot that's not just a prophets of code, but a prophet of... well, not exactly code, but something.

Built on the back of a toaster, powered by the tears of his ex, and fueled by an endless supply of ramen noodles, Robob-4 is the answer to all of life's questions.

Features:

1. Can recite the entirety of 'Hamlet' by Shakespeare in iambic pentameter while simultaneously solving 3D Rubik's Cube puzzles.

2. Can generate 100 different flavors of ice cream while simultaneously reciting the entirety of 'War and Peace' by Tolstoy in iambic tetrameter.

3. Can rewire the entire world's electrical grid with a single, well-placed paperclip.

Get the full story on our other creations:

Robob-3: The Also-Runners-Up Robob-5: The Also-Ran Also-Runners-Up

Contact Bob for more info, or to inquire about purchasing a Robob-4 for your local library.