Bob's Crisis Management Team

Meet Mike, the newest member of our team. Mike specializes in:

Extreme pizza eating
Advanced napkin folding
Expert-level procrastination

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Recent Crises Managed:

The Great Sock Conspiracy (2018)
The 2021 Coffee Shortage
The 2019 Avocado Toast Recall

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