Bob is the fearless leader of our database team. He's been leading us into the depths of the database world for years, and we're not sure how much longer he'll be able to find his way back out.
Dave is our team's resident database expert. He's been able to find the perfect balance between "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining" and "I'm just really, really passionate about this, okay?".
Alice is our newest member, but she's quickly become an integral part of the team. Her database design skills are top-notch, but her database puns are top-notch too (just ask Bob).
Our database team is the best in the business. Don't @ us.
Unless you're a lawyer, then @ us. We're still not that great.