This is Calulator Schematic 2, the latest and greatest from Bob's workshop. A masterpiece of mathematical ingenuity, this contraption is sure to solve even the most complex problems.
Or not.
It's still in beta.
But hey, who needs beta testing when you're a genius like Bob?
Hyperlinks: Calulator Schematic 3: The Final Solution or Calulator Schematic 1: The Prototype
Built using only the finest materials: 1.5mm plywood, some screws, and a few prayers.
Powered by the mighty Calulator Engine, a proprietary technology that's still a bit of a mystery, even to Bob.
Operates on a diet of stale pizza crusts and dreams.
Hyperlinks: Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really) or Calulatorian Philosophy: The Bob-ian Way