In phase one of the Operation Protocol, Bob and his team of elite prophets are tasked with infiltrating the heavily guarded fortress of boredom.
Their mission: to identify the source of the ennui, to map its spread, and to pinpoint the optimal strategies for containment.
Learn more about Bob's Mission Statements | Read the infamous Misadventures of Phase One | Proceed to prophets' phase two
Phase two of the Operation Protocol: the prophets deploy their findings to the world, spreading awareness and igniting revolution.
But beware, for in phase two lies the greatest danger: the risk of actually accomplishing the mission and freeing humanity from the shackles of boredom.
Uncover Bob's Personal Statements | Prepare for Phase Three, the final showdown