Phase Four Calculations

Bob's Phase Four Calculations: where the art of mathematics meets the art of being completely and utterly wrong.

Brought to you by Bob, the world's greatest calculator and worst accountant.

Calculations include:

• Phase Three: Where it all went wrong
• Phase One: The original and slightly-less-wrong
• Phase Two: A slight improvement, but still wrong
• Phase Five: The sequel to a mistake

Warning: Calculations may be hazardous to your sanity.

Disclaimer: Not actually calculations. Just made-up numbers. Probably.