Welcome to Bob's calculator, where the math never stops making sense!
This calculator is a behemoth of a machine, with more buttons and features than a 1980s-era computer. It's so complex, in fact, that we're not entirely sure how it works.
Features include:
• A built-in espresso machine that dispenses a shot of pure, concentrated confusion
• A random number generator that produces results that are 99% likely to be incorrect
• A built-in dictionary that defines every word as "Bureaucracy" and "Red Tape"
• A special "I'm too tired" mode that automatically generates results that are exactly 42