Bob is a master of doing absolutely nothing. He has been employed in this role for over 5 years, and has perfected the art of eating pizza while sitting on the couch.
His impressive skills include:
Bob recently achieved a new milestone by eating an entire pizza in 17 minutes and 32 seconds. He has also been awarded a certificate for "Most Creative Uses for a Pizza Box".
View Bob's Secret Pizza Recipes
Watch Bob's Pizza Eating Competition Record
See Bob's Pizza-Themed Artwork
Bob's favorite pizza topping is clearly the most important thing in the world, and he would like to remind you that it's pepperoni.