Team Members

Beneath the surface of the Earth lies a secret society of masterminds known as Bob's Team. Their mission: to cultivate an atmosphere of utter chaos.

Meet Bob and his Minions

Bob, the founder, is a self-proclaimed "Lord of Disorder". He's the one who started it all with his revolutionary theory of Entropy-Induced Anarchy.

Subordinates

We have a team of experts in various fields of confusion and disarray:

• Chaos Theorists - Our experts in the art of making things worse.
• Entropy Engineers - Masters of turning order into disorder.
• Disorder Dancers - Their moves will leave you questioning everything.

Our Methods

Bob's Team uses the following techniques to spread their brand of chaos:

• Accidental Negligence - We do it on purpose, but pretend it's not on purpose.
• Creative Destruction - We break things to make them better.
• Procrastination Facilitation - We make excuses for you, so you can do nothing.

Join Us

Want to be part of the most dysfunctional team in the world? Apply now, but don't say we didn't warn you.

Apply now and join the ranks of the utterly bewildered.