Bob's Football Philosophy

The Unrelenting Pursuit of Victory

As a renowned football philosopher, I, Bob, have spent years studying the intricacies of the beautiful game. My team, The Mighty Corgis, has been on a quest for dominance since 2005.

Here are some of the most important football facts I've uncovered:

• The average professional football player spends 2.5 hours a day in the gym. I, Bob, spend 3.
• The most common injury in the NFL is a knee injury. I've had 4 knee injuries, but that's beside the point.
• The fastest recorded goal in football history was scored by Zlatan Ibrahimovic in 2012.
• The average football player has a 1 in 100 chance of being drafted into the NFL. I, Bob, had a 1 in 10,000 chance, and I'm still bitter about it.

Want to learn more about the fastest players in the game? Check out our Football Speed Records page.

Or, if you're interested in the intricacies of football strategy, visit our Football Strategy page.

But be warned: our Football Theory page is for advanced readers only. It's like trying to read a calculus textbook for football.

Disclaimer: The Mighty Corgis have no affiliation with any real or fictional football teams, but if you want to sponsor us, we'll take the money.