Bob, our esteemed IT specialist, is here to help with all your technology-related woes. But be warned: his solutions are often unorthodox and may involve excessive use of duct tape.
We're not sure, but we think it might be possessed by the spirit of a mischievous feline.
Prophets of Doom: The Printer's Secret SocietyIt's because they're secretly afraid of you. They think you're a wizard with a magic wand and a bad haircut.
It-Guy Identity Crisis: A Study of Self-PerceptionBob, our resident IT wizard, is on the case. With his trusty can of duct tape and a roll of paper clips, he'll fix that pesky copier in no time.
It's like it's possessed by the spirit of a mischievous feline. We're talking whiskers, fur, and an endless loop of catnip-fueled chaos.
Catnip-Fueled Chaos: A Study in Feline MaliceBob, being the master of paper manipulation, will guide you through the ancient art of paper extraction and reinsertion.
The Art of Pure Magic: Unjamming the CopierDon't worry, it's not just a copier – it's a Copier of Doom. But Bob's on the case, and with a few well-placed paper clips and a can of spray cheese, all will be right with the world... or at least the office.
I hope this meets your expectations.