Hey Bob, it's your future self. Don't bother trying to find me, I'm not here to give you advice. I just wanted to remind you that you really should have invested in Beanie Babies.
As you know, I've been stuck in a never-ending loop of 90s nostalgia and I've been trying to break free from it for years. I've tried to warn you, but you've never listened. Now, I'm stuck in this time warp, doomed to repeat the same conversations, the same fashion disasters, and the same questionable life choices.