Management by Ineptitude: A Guide
Strategy 2: The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum
At Bob's Ineptitude Inc., we believe that the key to success is not about achieving greatness, but about not achieving failure. This is why our management by ineptitude strategy involves doing the bare minimum to get by.
- Don't bother with unnecessary meetings. Who needs to communicate, anyway?
- Delegate everything to the most incompetent employee you have. They'll figure it out... probably.
- Make decisions based solely on gut feeling. Who needs data when you have instincts?