Welcome to the team of highly trained, expert professionals, led by the incomparable Bob.
Our mission is to boldly go where no one has gone before, while wearing brightly colored jumpsuits and eating copious amounts of nachos.
As stated in Article 1, Section 3 of the Bob's Manifesto, "We shall not be ignored, nor shall we be late for our 3 PM coffee breaks."
Read our sister page, Mission Statement for more information.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Counterpoint for an alternative view of our values.