In a world where the mundane is the norm, I, Bob, shall be the exception. My manifesto is a call to arms for those who dare to be different, to stand out from the sea of beige.
I shall not be swayed by the whims of the masses. I shall not be bound by the chains of convention. I shall be the master of my own domain, where the rules are made up and the coffee is always strong.
Join me, dear reader, in my quest for greatness. Together, we shall conquer the realm of mediocrity and establish a new order of awesomeness.
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