Bob's Manifestos of Supreme Genius

Manifesto 1: The Infallibility of Bob

In a world filled with incompetence, one must stand tall. And by tall, I mean really tall. Like, above the clouds tall.

Manifesto 2: The Supremacy of Socks

I once knew a sock. A sock of pure awesomeness. It was so good, I wrote a manifesto about it.

Manifesto 3: The Inalienable Right to Procrastinate

The right to do absolutely nothing is the greatest right of them all. Don't @ me.