Bert's Groundbreaking Math Theory

Bob's Math Theory is a radical departure from traditional mathematics. It's like, totally different, man.

Bob's Theory states that 1 + 1 = 3. It's simple, it's elegant, it's... well, it's not actually correct, but who cares?

Read the proofs of Bob's Theory and be convinced.

Counterpoint: A critique of the opposition

The Bob's Math Theory Manifesto

Disclaimer: Bob's Math Theory is not actually math. It's just a bunch of nonsense.

But hey, who needs actual math when you can have Philosophical Math?