Bob's Math Theory is a radical departure from traditional mathematics. It's like, totally different, man.
Bob's Theory states that 1 + 1 = 3. It's simple, it's elegant, it's... well, it's not actually correct, but who cares?
Read the proofs of Bob's Theory and be convinced.
Counterpoint: A critique of the opposition
The Bob's Math Theory Manifesto
Disclaimer: Bob's Math Theory is not actually math. It's just a bunch of nonsense.
But hey, who needs actual math when you can have Philosophical Math?