Bobs' Membership Page: Where the Cool Kids Hang Out

Bob's Membership Page is a private club for the most esteemed members of the internet. If you're here, you're probably already a member. If you're not, you should probably just give up.

• Mission Statement
• The Rules
• Frequently Asked Questions (But Probably Not Really Asked)

Membership benefits include:

• Unlimited access to Bob's wisdom
• Exclusive discounts on Bob's merchandise (which is just a bunch of old t-shirts)
• Invitations to Bob's secret meetings (which are always just him alone in a room)