Bob's Meme Generation Tool - Sarcastic Quotes

Sarcastic Quotes

Here are some sarcastic quotes for maximum eye-rolling:

"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Bob
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Sarah
"I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed." - Tim

(Note: The subpage "/about/team/bob/meme-generation-tool/sarcastic-quotes/jokes" would be a page filled with more sarcastic jokes, each one more eye-rolling than the last.)